“How to start, from front porch try to get in to key access on your knees to put in code, to mat inside door that moves, traps door from shutting as you go out, others inside that travel on carpet, continuously putting all back in place.”
How do you ever turn on/off bath taps behind shower screen in bathroom, wrong tap does not fit sink, work the television find a channel you want to watch, access bathroom from bedroom down step.
Books under stairs dare not even go near, as cobwebs and dust prominent, what on earth all books and such on landing at top of stairs don't even go there, told in red guide book all had been cleaned and treated. untrue.
How many this cottage is supposed to cater for (i thought two) as 22 mugs in cupboard along with cups and saucers, cutlery in every drawer possibly for people using 22 mugs and more.
I can appreciate it being old cottage but it just does work DIY DISASTER.
Are not all electrical appliances supposed to be pact tested?
Sorry to hear Gordon’s View didn’t live up to your expectations, Terry.
You are absolutely right that the books under the stairs had got a bit dusty, since I wrote the entry in the red file! I assure you that all the books and games have now been thoroughly dusted and sprayed. It is also true that the doormat and the other mats sometimes have a mind of their own, but they are there to keep the carpet clean, as this is the main entry to the cottage.
I am somewhat puzzled by your other comments. For example, the shower screen in the bathroom is hinged at the wall and simply has to be pulled back to gain access to the taps on the bath. PAT testing is not actually a legal requirement for appliances in furnished holiday lets, but I assure you they are all regularly checked. The key safe in the glazed porch is placed discreetly just below the shelf, for security reasons.
Being built in the eighteenth century and extended in the nineteenth century, Gordon’s View is certainly unique with an interesting layout on a number of levels. Its character and comfort has been much appreciated by a large number of guests over the last ten years.
Julia Margretts (Owner)
Property Owner